RUDOLPH HATES TAXES
In 2025, Santa Claus introduced the „Polar Wealth Redistribution Act“. The reason? Santa wants to modernize – new jet-powered sleighs, luxury elf offices, and a blockchain-based gifting database. But who’s footing the bill? Of course, Rudolph! As the only reindeer with a glowing red nose, the North Pole Tax Authority classified Rudolph as a „luxury asset“ and slapped him with a 75% tax hike.
This is the final straw for Rudolph.
ROADMAP
Q1 2025:
RUDOLPH OFFICIALY STOPS WORKING FOR SANTA
Q2 2025:
RUDOLPH STARTS HIS OWN PRESENT BUSINESS WITH $ROIDNOSE
Q3 2025:
LAUNCH ROIDMAS
HOW YOU CAN HELP
PUMP $ROIDNOSE
I WILL GATHER AN ARMY TO STAND UP AGAINST THESE ABSURD TAX INCREASES
SPREAD THE WORD
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT SANTAS DISLOYALTY
SEND ME ROIDS
I NEED EVERYTHINK I CAN GET TO BUILD MY STRENGTH FOR THIS MISSION